Scratch’n’sniff worship

July 26th, 2006

Hello, it’s The Pope here. I’m thinking of introducing Scratch’n'Sniff Mass at the Vatican. Do you think this will attract more chavs to attend Mass?


Yoof wshp

July 24th, 2006

y cnt yng ppl rite prprly?


from the pope

July 24th, 2006

May the fluff of a thousand camels infest your navel.